June 2012
May 2012
“You are a worthy individual, no matter what your past, no matter what your...”
– Orin (via ohmothernature)
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I'm moving tomorrow.
I’ll be living in a very lavish and prestigious apartment with my father and his girlfriend, along with her two kids.
It isn’t too shabby because of the following:
The condo is on the beach
The condo is in Bal Harbour, top 3 richest and safest communities in all of Miami Beach.
Not only is there unlimited pool and beach access but also…
A tennis court
Basketball court
...
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Do not read this pathetic post, please and thank...
It would be nice to have friends who would help you move and all that type of stuff.
But it’s cool. I was never a priority or anything remotely close to that so no point complaining.
Just felt like sharing a thought.
This is why I need a dog, so I wouldn’t be so bummed about having friends who care significantly less about me.
I love getting mail from angry college girls who...
coketalk:
Sure, bitches. You’re the ones with a storybook love and a magical vagina. Keep believing your high school prom night memories are enough to compete with freshman year beer-soaked hook-ups.
Feel free to write me back when he hides his relationship status on Facebook.
Bullshit makes the flowers grow: Zombie apocalypse... →
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…
The beauty of living in Florida.
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STOP COMPLAINING HOLY SHIT
“The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but...”
– Evidence of the coming Zombie Apocalypse in Florida (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
I love living in Florida.
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