September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Serious question time
Am I the only one in this planet who is actually frightened of toilets?
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“omg”
– kid playing rap music on phone speakers: wat wat swag swag woop fuck bitches boy: turn that crap off kid: nigga u just dont like it cause it aint your white ass coldplay music (via everyoneback)
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WatchWatch
imaslytherinbitch: schuesterweiner: evanxavier: I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU JAY! QUE PASO QUE PASO QUE PASO THAT WORD MEANS NOTHING IN YOUR MOUTH I AM PISSING, I LOVE GLORIA ASL;FASLJFK;ASFH <3!!! She is one of the characters that truly make Modern Family so perfect! And not even for her magnificent looks either 
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Bank of America plans to start charging customers... →
savageinasuit: NEW YORK (AP) — Will a monthly debit card fee soon be the norm? Bank of America said Thursday that it plans to start charging a $5 monthly fee when customers make debit card purchases. The fee will be rolled out starting early next year. Paying to use a debit card was unheard of before this year and is still a novel concept for many consumers. But several banks have...
Sep 30th
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Dad: I love you....basically
Me: WTF?
Dad: * hangs up *
Sep 30th
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You guys wouldn't believe me if I'd told you
But it’s cool cause I wouldn’t either. Long story short, a cop just gave me a gram’s worth of weed. You’d be online bragging about it too.
Sep 29th
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Holy shit, I have been receiving some serious back handed insults almost every day lately. Like one blow each day to the face. Well……I’ll show them.
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I am almost certain that me becoming just friends with a male again is most unwise and I see no point of it anymore. It would be for the best to never get close to a guy again unless I’m dating or have the intentions of dating him. Is it wrong of me to want to completely end my ties with my current left over friends of the male race just because I think it will be better? It’s not...
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Caged in
Do you ever get the urge to just run? Run away from everything. Not care one bit about where you go or how you get there? Just as long as you’re going somewhere. This sporadic feeling is taking control over my mind right now and dear God, is it overwhelming. What I would do if I could just pack some clothes, jump in my car and just head on out of here. My most satisfying fantasy: me on...
Sep 29th
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I can’t stand how butt hurt I get over the smallest little comments. It’s probably my dumbest trait.
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Parent: These years are the best of your life!
Me: wait what it gets worse
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