I’ve always felt bad for Jesus. No matter what he does, he’s never going to...– Gilbert Gottfried (via savageinasuit)
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
My trip from Orlando has made me realize a few...
Such as…. Holy fuck, so much eye-candy <3 <3 <3 Normal people DO exist, shockingly. I need to improve my looks immediately, cause goddamn…there is A LOT of competition /stlits wrists $$$…..I needs it. I also need a break from smoking.
JESUS BALE GOT AN OSCAR FOR YOUR SINS
Oh my God, Yana. Why did you do that? That was amazing.– Meira
The thing is, hope is for sissies.– Dr.Gregory House
"Wow how philosophical, you're a modern day...
Best joke I’ve heard all year.
Why is filthy & nasty as hell dubstep the best...
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you...