January 2011
My dad & I are too alike.
He’s the one who brings the booze to the party too!
December 2010
Oh, my god, Borgore.
meirayl:
Last night was seriously incredible. My ears and everything else honestly had a massive orgasm.
Just amazing.
Just had to brag again, through Mei’s blog.
12-30-10 Borgore
Last night at Revolution in Fort Lauderdale, Borgore played & this show/rave was, as they say….
Ill as fuck.
That’s the best way I can put it. I was at the perfect level of high & I had enough alcohol in my system to get me loose enough. The sound system at the venue was just right. So my ears were being raped by some dirty ass dubstep, & I was loving every second of it....
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but...
– Tucker Max (via animalsandmonsters)
The terror of society, which is the basis of morals, the terror of God, which is...
– The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
yeahiwasintheshit:
weeds
So I’m gonna start watching Weeds now.
And I'm not happy, and I'm not sad.
skins drinking game: take a shot every time cassie...
ncampbelll:
I love cooking!
I once asked my father where babies came from, and he told me that “sometimes...
– Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, Chelsea Handler (via thegirlwhoplayedwithfire)
look at this fucking seagull
E’RYDAY AM HUSTLIN’.
I am known for eating the most chicken mcnuggets while on ecstasy.
– Chelsea Handler, on her Chelsea Lately show. (via whipandapple)
Proud to say I just pressed the “unfollow” button only because some bitch was unaware of whom Harrison Ford is.
I shun her from my dashboard. How dare she.