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I would indefinitely become a stripper
Like I’m so jealous of their financial stability.
Now I know short girls can strip too, but real high end clubs hire only the best of the best & society frowns down upon shorties and anything less than a 10 sadly. So the only reasonable thing for me to do(in this fun imaginary scenario where I’m fine and tall af) is personally to be a pure hottie and tall cause I think it’s unacceptable how majority of ppl think singles count as tip. Like I would only strip for 20’s & more. Nothing less hence why being ultra hot is acceptable and this is why I’ll never become one. I’m neither of those nor is it realistic of me to expect nothing but perfect customers. I’m sure no matter how hot you are, you get cheapos.
It’s a fun fantasy though. I’d love to have a house and make it a personal club for boo.5 hours ago • 0 notes